the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
My mum and dads wedding …look at my wee face…
wow dude, this rules
This makes me happy
he has no idea
if i die young bury me in harry styles’s scarf amen
four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen
PRIESTLY, MY LOVE
Subtly mean girls reference…
dat eyeliner tho
Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side
i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?
Everything is available in my country.
sorry you were saying
this is fucking crazy omfg